doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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