Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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