I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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