:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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