I think i peed on brittanys purse
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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