y did u give ur computer a hand job?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Randomize
