yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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