AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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