So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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