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what?
penguin condom
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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