I am in a vortex of obligation.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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