I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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