your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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