Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
i think i just lost a toe
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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