guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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