Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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