HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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