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You're my little dorito
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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