I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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