K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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