Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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