It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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