she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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