OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Swine flu is the new snow day.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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