Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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