I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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