"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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