Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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