Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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