Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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