the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
i think im in europe. pls send help
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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