So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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