TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
