Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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