If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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