I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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