I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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