So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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