The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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