i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It's blow job season.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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