I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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