It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you have to choose: penises or morals?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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