dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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