I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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