My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
