Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Come see our sink grown plant.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
