Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize
