No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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