so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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