He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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