Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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