The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just google imaged poop.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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