It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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