Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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