dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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