We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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